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Report - Corporate Assets, Workforce and Crew
[Various pieces of information pertaining to many stations' earnings and crew paychecks]
Hiring Division
|- General Status
| |- Acquired Assets: 26,106,368 ± 1
| |- Reported Lost/Deceased Assets: 3,820 ± 83
| \- Budget: 89% Utilised.
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|- Station Incidents
| |- [Various instances of stations being attacked or destroyed]
| | [It goes on for a while...]
| \- [Like the longest time, no paper should be this big]
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| [MANY Sections later...]
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| \- Overall a poorly handled situation that has resulted in many demotions.
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\- Expensive Asset
\- We've had a new hire today, for our IPC division. The hiring team has forked out on one of these new
16th Generation IPCs, I personally see no point to them over other workforce assets, other than not
requiring as much pay. As I've been asked, and am partially required to do, specifications for this
asset are as listed in the below details:
- Serial Number: G16-NT-[Unintelligible, seems to have been changed]
- 512GB Random Access Memory, Class 8 Direct Access Resolution Technology (DART8)
- Positronic Brain Standard 37, Generation 16
- 96QPx Visual Assessment System, Optional UV Mode
- 128 Dedicated Co-Processing Units for Low Power Modes
- 1MWh Rechargeable Single Cell
- APC, Silicon and Battery Charge Ports
- Fashionable decorative wings (Note made about uselessness, was this needed hiring team?)
- The all new Dedicated Emotion and Actions Processor and Database, allowing for direct integration with
other non-silicon assets
[Further writing here has been crossed out, destroying any previously known data]
This is all for the Corporate Assets, Workforce and Crew report.
(I remember when we could call it HR...)
NanoTrasen Representative, Peter Aldermarki, 2nd Class
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